From the back of a bottle of snake oil:
CONCOCTED FROM INTERPRETATIONS OF AN INDIAN MEDICINE MAN'S RECIPE. CURES ALL KNOWN SKIN MALADIES, CAN BE USED TO CLEAN GUNS, WATERPROOF LEATHER & EXTERMINATE SMALL VERMIN. EACH BOTTLE CONTAINS DARN NEAR 4 FL. OZ. DO NOT USE NEAR OPEN FLAMES OR IN CONFINED SPACES!
